what is your face tag? (Sorry if it's in the faq I'm on mobile and I can't check)
Anonymous
how can one man be so attractive pls stop (jk you can continue)

I was bitten by a radioactive magnet as a small child I have no choice.

Yo face... Ohmahgawd... Yo face is magnificent. *drools*
Anonymous

Your bike is hella rad!!!
Anonymous

What kind of car is it?

This kind:

I thought you mean like a physical baby like 2 month old or something I was so confused wow forgive me

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

It’s On Us: 

To RECOGNIZE that non-consensual sex is sexual assault.

To IDENTIFY situations in which sexual assault may occur.

To INTERVENE in situations where consent has not or cannot be given.

To CREATE an environment in which sexual assault is unacceptable and survivors are supported.

It’s On Us

Not Alone

I finally got to take my babe for a spin today and ooooh my gosh does she purr when you put her past 60 nkjdsnsdkvjns

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

iamamessimustconfess:

vladimirnootin:

mashable:

So many items arranged so beautifully.

This is so satisfying to look at.

this makes me happy

muppetmayhem:

icantbelieveijoined:

trevorstmcgoodbody:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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THE END

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

winxhesters:

potato-tots:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

exquisitekoi:

a selfie in motion stays in motion.

here’s a selfie dump of my face because im worth it.

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